Emoticon Laughs

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Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 7, 2012 3:14 pm

:director: :blob3: :blob4: :blob5: :sleepy2:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 21, 2012 4:34 pm

:occasion5: :pottytrain3:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 21, 2012 4:45 pm

:occasion5: :pale: :puke:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 3:36 pm

:occasion5: :drunken: :albino:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 3:44 pm

:naka: :tongue7:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 3:46 pm

:banghead: :laughing3: :laughing5: :laughing8: :laughing9:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 7:37 pm

:munky2: :wav:

Monkey see, but monkey not do.
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 7:56 pm

:pottytrain4: Do you mind? Really now!
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 7:59 pm

:-o "Help!" :tongue2:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 8:16 pm

:sunny:


:walk: "NIce day for a walk." :glasses7: "Yup!"
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 8:31 pm

:bom: :wave:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 8:39 pm

Two bunnies

:albino: :albino:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 8:40 pm

Not no more

:albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino: :albino:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 8:46 pm

:pottytrain1: :pottytrain2: :sad1: :sad3:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Jan 22, 2012 8:50 pm

:happy7: :toothy4: "Whoa, dude!"
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Feb 4, 2012 4:31 pm

A Couple of Tips for Vegan Cooking

1. When making up a vegan dish, always prepare as many ingredients as you can before you start cooking.

2. Never ever allow an emoticon to enter your microwave.
(Warning: The following is NOT for the faint of heart)


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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Feb 7, 2012 3:10 pm

:spam2:

"Well, hello there! How would you like to win a free trip to Cyberville? Just post your very own emotitoon to enter. No purchase necessary. Winners will be selected June 31st, 2012. Good luck, suckers ...er, I mean contestants!
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Feb 7, 2012 3:24 pm

:joker: :joker: :joker: :glasses11: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown:

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Feb 7, 2012 7:28 pm

:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

:bunny:

Aw, don't worry. This is a vegan site.
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Feb 7, 2012 7:36 pm

You are cordially invited to attend tonite's Emoticon Party.

:occasion7: :occasion9: The following is a list of some of the party animals who are expected to show up for tonite's big bash --- :albino: :munky2: :bunny: :reindeer: :cat: :dog: :duckie: :grommit: :tongue1: :snorting: :tongue2:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby wude » Feb 7, 2012 7:46 pm

:dink: :knob:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby CoffeehousePoet » Nov 8, 2016 4:03 pm

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! :lol:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby LULZmouse » Jan 15, 2017 12:42 am

:compress:
:iroc: VROOOM!!!
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby LULZmouse » Jan 15, 2017 10:02 am

:cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat:
:grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit:
:cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat:
:grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit:
:cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat: :grommit: :cat:
:grommit: :cat: :grommit: :toothy2: -- "It's raining 'cats and dogs' out here!"
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby SantaClaws » Jan 24, 2017 5:06 am

It's cold outside today. I think it's more likely to rain deer.

:reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer:
:reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer:
:reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer:
:reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer:
:reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer:
:reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer: :toothy2: :reindeer: :reindeer: :reindeer:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby SantaClaws » Feb 27, 2017 4:00 pm

:bigsmurf: - "mmm...yummy!"
:cheese: - "OW!"

:brilsmurf: - "You're on VegTalk, big smurf. Stop eating the cheese!"
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby fooge » Mar 12, 2017 1:03 am

f :o ge was here
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby vpdevice » Apr 16, 2017 6:07 pm

"ROAD HOG!"
:iroc:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby SantaClaws » Apr 26, 2017 10:07 pm

Hi!
:spam2: .......... :cat: -- "FUCK OFF!" :knob: :dink:
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Re: Emoticon Laughs

Postby SantaClaws » May 4, 2017 10:16 am

:alien: -- "May the fourth be with you."
"Life is a roar!" -- Ushiro Shinohara, art world bad boy


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