Veg Pick Up Lines

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Veg Pick Up Lines

Postby meign » Oct 5, 2010 3:31 am

Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:

1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?

- courtesy of VegNews Magazine
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Re: Veg Pick Up Lines

Postby wude » Oct 5, 2010 2:24 pm

Those pick-up lines sound pretty naughty.
"Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace." ---- Albert Schweitzer, German philosopher (1865 - 1965)
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Re: Veg Pick Up Lines

Postby meign » Oct 6, 2010 5:28 am

I also think so Wude... I just posted it but haven't tried to use one of them... lol
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Re: Veg Pick Up Lines

Postby PixieKat » Nov 5, 2011 2:09 pm

meign wrote:Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:


10. How do you get your protein?

- courtesy of VegNews Magazine

Now, THAT is dirty... Unless it's me who has a dirty mind? :lol:
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