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C.P.M, told by an omnivore friend with intent to anger

Postby Dodic » Apr 6, 2003 9:35 am

C.P.M, told by an omnivore friend with intent to anger
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, vegans can't change anything.
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Postby Karyuu » Apr 6, 2003 8:58 pm

Why did the vegetarian cross the road?
Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN!

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Postby Alistar » Feb 19, 2005 5:09 pm

How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, but where do you get your protein?

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
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Postby GreenBro » Feb 7, 2007 9:01 pm

Alistar .... for who you take part ha ? :))
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