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Good vegetarian jokes

Postby kalantai » Jan 23, 2008 1:11 am

Good vegetarian jokes
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, it's because I hate vegetables!- Woody AllenWith all this crap they put in meat, like hormones for fast growing, antibiotics, etc... we will all go down, there’s only the vegetarians that will survive – so let me give you a good piece of advice: if you want to eat some healthy meat, eat a vegetarian!-JeanLuc LeMoine, French humorist
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Re: Good vegetarian jokes

Postby AndyBa » Dec 3, 2009 9:02 pm

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
-Someone who lost their veg-inity!


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Re: Good vegetarian jokes

Postby MuskokaVegetarian » Jul 28, 2010 4:24 pm

AndyBa wrote:What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
-Someone who lost their veg-inity!


:lol:


I like this one!
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