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Collaborative Fiction thread

Postby dragonfly » Mar 5, 2005 6:38 pm

There are two kinds of people in this world...
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Postby AndyBa » Mar 5, 2005 11:03 pm

People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..
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The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. ~Michael Klaper, M.D., author of Vegan Nutrition: Pure & Simple
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Postby dragonfly » Mar 6, 2005 1:24 am

AndyBa wrote:There are two kinds of people in this world...
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..

people who just don't know any better.
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Postby AndyBa » Mar 6, 2005 9:57 am

There are two kinds of people in this world...
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..
people who just don't know any better.

But this story is not about them.. it's about a small and funny creature that lives in each of us that is called
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Postby dragonfly » Mar 7, 2005 12:13 am

There are two kinds of people in this world...
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..
people who just don't know any better.

But this story is not about them.. it's about a small and funny creature that lives in each of us that is called

an unselfish smiling elf, and he always smiles deep inside...
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Postby AndyBa » Mar 10, 2005 2:46 pm

So one day happened, what I would call, a very amusing thing, one of this elfes
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Postby dragonfly » Mar 10, 2005 8:01 pm

There are two kinds of people in this world...
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..
people who just don't know any better.
But this story is not about them.. it's about a small and funny creature that lives in each of us that is called
an unselfish smiling elf, and he always smiles deep inside...

So one day happened, what I would call, a very amusing thing, one of this elfes


decided that since he looked like a common cat, he needed a new name...
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Postby Masha » Mar 11, 2005 12:36 pm

And because his previous name was based on his behavior he decided to change it.
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Postby dragonfly » Mar 11, 2005 11:28 pm

There are two kinds of people in this world...
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..
people who just don't know any better.
But this story is not about them.. it's about a small and funny creature that lives in each of us that is called
an unselfish smiling elf, and he always smiles deep inside...
So one day happened, what I would call, a very amusing thing, one of this elfes
decided that since he looked like a common cat, he needed a new name...

And because his previous name was based on his behavior he decided to change it.

So thinking to himself, and knowing that he was a jolly guy, he changed his name to...
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Postby AndyBa » Mar 12, 2005 1:46 pm

- What a shitty name! :lol:
The nasty voice sounded right behind his left ear.
The elf turned quickly just to notice a dark flickering shadow that suddenly disappeared.
- Who is here?!! :o
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Postby dragonfly » Mar 12, 2005 9:05 pm

There are two kinds of people in this world...
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..
people who just don't know any better.
But this story is not about them.. it's about a small and funny creature that lives in each of us that is called
an unselfish smiling elf, and he always smiles deep inside...
So one day happened, what I would call, a very amusing thing, one of this elfes
decided that since he looked like a common cat, he needed a new name...
And because his previous name was based on his behavior he decided to change it.

So thinking to himself, and knowing that he was a jolly guy, he changed his name to...


AndyBa wrote:- What a shitty name! :lol:
The nasty voice sounded right behind his left ear.
The elf turned quickly just to notice a dark flickering shadow that suddenly disappeared.
- Who is here?!! :o


"Who is it? Why are you here?" The questions were raised again, but still no response.
Happy Jack was in the dark and he was not amused...
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Postby AndyBa » Mar 18, 2005 4:51 pm

"Who am I? Doesn't really matter" - said the voice in the dark.
"The question is"
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Postby dragonfly » Mar 31, 2005 2:20 am

There are two kinds of people in this world...
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and..
people who just don't know any better.
But this story is not about them.. it's about a small and funny creature that lives in each of us that is called
an unselfish smiling elf, and he always smiles deep inside...
So one day happened, what I would call, a very amusing thing, one of this elfes
decided that since he looked like a common cat, he needed a new name...
And because his previous name was based on his behavior he decided to change it.
So thinking to himself, and knowing that he was a jolly guy, he changed his name to...
- What a shitty name! :lol:
The nasty voice sounded right behind his left ear.
The elf turned quickly just to notice a dark flickering shadow that suddenly disappeared.
- Who is here?!! :o

"Who is it? Why are you here?" The questions were raised again, but still no response.
Happy Jack was in the dark and he was not amused...
"Who is it? Why are you here?" The questions were raised again, but still no response.
Happy Jack was in the dark and he was not amused...

"Who am I? Doesn't really matter" - said the voice in the dark.
"The question is"

"Did you know that a once famous rock band wrote a song about you, and thought nothing of it, Happy Jack? Did you happen to know that one of the members of the band played guitar, quite well actually and sings too? Answer the question please. Then we will talk some more, about the universe and special things, things about your past." The little voice spoke eerily, almost mystically, yet like he was gargling with some pretty green and tasty mouthwash while he spoke...
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Postby GreenBro » Feb 7, 2007 9:05 pm

" are you kidding ? ... :o
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