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N Korea warned over second test

N Korea warned over second test North Korea has been warned against conducting a second test of a nuclear weapon, as the US said expectations of a new test happening were "reasonable". "It would not be a good thing for them, but it certainly would not be out of character," the W...
by curlytopper
Oct 18, 2006 1:41 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: N Korea warned over second test
Replies: 4
Views: 1461

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, ...
by curlytopper
Oct 18, 2006 1:38 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 20
Views: 7916

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thir...
by curlytopper
Oct 18, 2006 1:37 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Naughty Jokes!!!!!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 6298

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washin...
by curlytopper
Oct 17, 2006 1:59 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Naughty Jokes!!!!!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 6298

Bush and Powell are slaving in the hot sun digging a hole while Rice is sitting under a tree drinking iced tea. Bush says to Powell, "hey, how come we're out here sweating and she's over there relaxing"? Powell shrugs and says "I dunno George why don't you go ask her." Bush climb...
by curlytopper
Oct 17, 2006 1:57 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 20
Views: 7916

Why don't you go and buy yourself some serfs for that matter.

Check out Shaq's house:
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by curlytopper
Oct 17, 2006 1:55 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Real Estate
Replies: 11
Views: 3119

Sulawesi Christian priest killed

Sulawesi Christian priest killed A Christian priest has been shot dead on Indonesia's Sulawesi island, where religious tensions are high after the execution of three Catholic militants. The Rev Irianto Kongkoli was shot in the head while shopping in Palu, the capital of Central Sulawesi province. R...
by curlytopper
Oct 17, 2006 1:49 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Sulawesi Christian priest killed
Replies: 0
Views: 1109

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
by curlytopper
Oct 16, 2006 3:19 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Naughty Jokes!!!!!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 6298

Is there a vege-steak in some restaurants? How do they make these vege-meats anyway?
by curlytopper
Oct 16, 2006 3:17 am
 
Forum: Animal Rights Forum
Topic: my steak recipe
Replies: 2
Views: 2578

Israel kills six Hamas militants

Israel kills six Hamas militants Six Palestinians from the armed wing of the militant group Hamas have been killed in an Israeli incursion into the Gaza Strip, Palestinian officials say. Israeli tanks entered northern Gaza near the town of Jabaliya overnight and Palestinian militants confronted the...
by curlytopper
Oct 16, 2006 3:12 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Israel kills six Hamas militants
Replies: 0
Views: 1058

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?" "Look around," sa...
by curlytopper
Oct 14, 2006 3:15 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Naughty Jokes!!!!!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 6298

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to...
by curlytopper
Oct 14, 2006 3:13 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 20
Views: 7916

One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it started raining, really, really, hard!!!! After about 1 full hour of complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole church was flooding, but the preacher just stood there in the ankl...
by curlytopper
Oct 14, 2006 3:12 am
 
Forum: Science, Philosophy, Religion
Topic: In the Driver's Seat... joke
Replies: 6
Views: 2808

Korean to take on Annan's UN job

Korean to take on Annan's UN job South Korean Foreign Minister Ban Ki-moon has been formally elected the next United Nations secretary general, in a vote in the General Assembly. The resolution, adopted unanimously, follows Mr Ban's nomination to succeed Kofi Annan by the UN Security Council. Mr An...
by curlytopper
Oct 14, 2006 3:10 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Korean to take on Annan's UN job
Replies: 0
Views: 999

As Governor, Bush got to ceremonially act as a state trooper for a day. While operating a speed trap Bush pulled over a Texas farmer. He lectured the farmer about his speed and the necessity of obeying laws made by his superiors, and in general threw his weight around. Finally, he got around to writ...
by curlytopper
Oct 13, 2006 3:03 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 20
Views: 7916

I like the emphasis on the hooves, it does seem to add a more menacing look. I would suggest enlargement also of the hands and the chest for exaggeration. It would make the minotaur look fearsome and cooler.
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by curlytopper
Oct 13, 2006 2:58 am
 
Forum: Vegan Visual arts
Topic: Minotaur for blade mistress.
Replies: 23
Views: 13340

Vote on N Korea sanctions delayed

Vote on N Korea sanctions delayed China and Russia have delayed a vote on a new UN resolution, drafted by the US, that calls for sanctions on North Korea over its claimed nuclear test. The US had wanted to put its new draft of a resolution to a vote on Friday. The draft targets the North's missile ...
by curlytopper
Oct 13, 2006 2:49 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Vote on N Korea sanctions delayed
Replies: 0
Views: 1156

... NKorea has never learned the lessons of history. Neither did US. Please explain. I think the current US administration might have something to do with this. US never fought a war inside their territory for about two hundred years (except Pearl-Harbour) - this is a very big advantage, but I cons...
by curlytopper
Oct 13, 2006 2:47 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: NKorean NUKE!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1613

Hillary went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does," the manager told her. "But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?" she asked. "Well, ma'am," the manager told her, "not...
by curlytopper
Oct 12, 2006 2:46 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 20
Views: 7916

So I think it is unfair for you to state that animal-protection is wrong just because we can't stop the evils of humanity. The protection of animals is not wrong. Thinking of people first is more important. I agree, in fact I think it has to go together-these humanitarian efforts are supposed to be...
by curlytopper
Oct 12, 2006 2:45 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Changing a culture, Please Help if you can!
Replies: 7
Views: 2192

WarChild wrote:
curlytopper wrote:... NKorea has never learned the lessons of history.

Neither did US.


Please explain. I think the current US administration might have something to do with this.
by curlytopper
Oct 12, 2006 2:42 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: NKorean NUKE!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1613

Aircraft hits New York building

Aircraft hits New York building Two people have died after a small aircraft crashed into a high-rise apartment building in New York City's affluent Upper East Side. The plane was owned by New York Yankees baseball pitcher Cory Lidle. US media reports say he was piloting the plane at the time and di...
by curlytopper
Oct 12, 2006 2:40 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Aircraft hits New York building
Replies: 0
Views: 1084

The Departed

Martin Scorses directs an all-star cast led by Hollywood legend and icon Jack Nicholson together with Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen and Alec Baldwin in the police movie, The Departed. Synopsis: Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) is an undercover cop in South Boston assig...
by curlytopper
Oct 11, 2006 2:54 am
 
Forum: Vegan Cinema Lounge - Movies Discussion
Topic: The Departed
Replies: 3
Views: 2536

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, a...
by curlytopper
Oct 11, 2006 2:50 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Naughty Jokes!!!!!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 6298

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?" Picasso sketched out ...
by curlytopper
Oct 11, 2006 2:48 am
 
Forum: Vegan Humor
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 20
Views: 7916

UN debates action over N Korea

The UN Security Council is debating action against North Korea over claims it carried out nuclear tests, with China and Russia urging sanctions. China, North Korea's traditional ally, has called for punitive action against the country but - like Russia - it is against the use of military force. Japa...
by curlytopper
Oct 11, 2006 2:45 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: UN debates action over N Korea
Replies: 0
Views: 1080

It's true but it seems that NKorea has never learned the lessons of history. Unlike Japan or Germany, which were primarily overly-aggressive countries, NKorea doesn't seem to have the intention of joining the rest of the free world. Both Japan and Germany as well as their Axis allies have suffered g...
by curlytopper
Oct 11, 2006 2:43 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: NKorean NUKE!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1613

I disagree with what Alistair just mentioned in the post. It's true that the Benefits a person gets from a diet composed mainly of fruits and vegetables are significant and is considered very healthy but when you consider the fact that these fruits and vegetables have pesticides in them is very scar...
by curlytopper
Oct 10, 2006 4:35 am
 
Forum: General Health and Beauty Forum
Topic: pesticide residues in fruits and vegetables
Replies: 9
Views: 5756

Hey guys, I think your discussion is getting narrow-sighted. Instead of blocking and repelling the other's ideas why don't you two try to think about what the other is saying. In the vegetarian point of view there is no reason for people to state that they love animals when it is in their natural be...
by curlytopper
Oct 10, 2006 4:29 am
 
Forum: Animal Rights Forum
Topic: Want to see the #1 hypocrite on the internet?
Replies: 14
Views: 4905

There was a segment in National Geographic that showed Japanese fishermen still committing these grissly acts. Aye, let's save the animals, but leave the humans to kill eachother, right? I think it is wrong to scream about the protection of the animals as long as people kill eachother for money or ...
by curlytopper
Oct 10, 2006 3:28 am
 
Forum: General Conversations
Topic: Changing a culture, Please Help if you can!
Replies: 7
Views: 2192
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