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| Good vegetarian jokes |
| Good vegetarian jokes I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, it's because I hate vegetables!- Woody AllenWith all this crap they put in meat, like hormones for fast growing, antibiotics, etc... we will all go down, there’s only the vegetarians that will survive – so let me give you a ... |
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| How to eat lobster |
| Wasn't sure if this gets shown overseas... This ad isn't exactly vegan, more how to not be vegan :lol: Well, I thought it was funny :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdxC3hGBVfM ... |
| Count the black dots |
| Count the black dots :D ... |
| Steven the Vegan |
| Hey, I was bored the other day and searching through videos when I found this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMpHF2a-IJY . I just thought that I'd share it with you all, seeing that you may relate to it. I know that I am frequently asked the same strange questions :) . ... |
| Busted! |
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| secretary joke |
| Mr.Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I'm a little cold, could I borrow your blanket? The man says how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile? The secretary jumps at ... |
| doberman joke |
| A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on h ... |
| Smilies |
| Smilies ... |
| Collaborative Fiction thread |
| There are two kinds of people in this world... ... |
| Silly questions! |
| If animals aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat? :roll: ... |
| From a real story |
| dog eat dog A husband and wife were sitting around talking about their hard day at work and the wife was complaining that she needed to be more assertive to get anywhere, etc. when her husband told her, "You know what the problem is don't you? It's a dog eat dog world out there, and you'r ... |
| Naughty Jokes!!!!!!!! |
| What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself? A non-dairy creamer. :pirate: ... |
| A nice one :) |
| Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind? I guess it's because you don't get the proper nutrition. Vegan: Nah, it's just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists. ... |
| Did you knew? |
| The Native American word for vegetarian is "poor hunter." :-? ... |
| Jokes |
| This man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few ... |
| C.P.M, told by an omnivore friend with intent to anger |
| C.P.M, told by an omnivore friend with intent to anger How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, vegans can't change anything. ... |
| Primitve Meal |
| A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. "Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain animals? And grind up grass seed, make it into a past ... |
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| vegan vampyres |
| From vegan vampyre: I never drink the blood of animlals, only animal abusers, so, I never go hungry. ... |
| Why are you vegan? |
| By Peter Nagy, Slovak Republic For the sake of not to feel offended or bored with the same questions and jokes, learn to give surprising answers to the question of why you are vegan: "It was my grandmother's last wish on her death-bed." "All people are vegan. Some just eat animal products stil ... |